thatgirlCortez

  • Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
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  • Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

bennd0v3r asked: Back in the old vlog days you'd always show us you fucking around at your campus library, and i understand that you've taken a break from school to keep on grinding and shit and its been paying off well. But i was wondering if you were gonna take time out and go back to school, and get that diploma and give it to your pops like how you always said?

timothydelaghetto:

The plan is to go back to school and finish my degree when I’ve already reached the peak of my career and have fallen off.

So I figure, after I become a super famous movie star house hold name academy award winner, then fall off and get kinda old, then get a reality show on VH1 (which I’m actually really looking forward to), THEN I’ll go back and get my degree.

WED, 02 JANUARY 2008  When I was in Europe I would play this game for hours and hours… it helped me zone out. Everybody would get involved… Derrick Dudley (Common’s manager) and Consequence were the best other than me… I beat Lexi… Don C beat Jay… Tony Williams beat Common… but every now and then people would speak of this legendary connect 4 champion……….. BEYONCE!!! I had 2 play her!…so last night at Jay’s new 40/40 club in Las Vegas (which is sidebar, crazy big w/ 24krt gold flooring, Black Jack tables, $500 slot machines,the biggest projection screen in the universe and the best turkey burgers I’ve ever had in my life) she beat me 9 times in a row! (and I didn’t even spaz lol) here’s a photo of the only game I won!

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via timothydelaghetto)

onthestellarway:

cheeky—-cunt:

PSA

How to keep yourself safe from iCloud hackers. Please make sure your auto photo sharing is turned off so that others don’t fall victim to having their photos stolen like those poor celebs.

Reblog to get the word out!

(via timothydelaghetto)